Post by ironjon on Feb 9, 2007 16:02:20 GMT
A couple were getting frisky in a field.
After giving her oral sex he said
"wow I wish I had a torch" "so do I"
she said "you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes"
A man enters a clock shop and takes out his manhood and puts it on the counter.
The lady assistant says to him
"sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop"
He replies "put two hands and a face on it then"
After giving her oral sex he said
"wow I wish I had a torch" "so do I"
she said "you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes"
A man enters a clock shop and takes out his manhood and puts it on the counter.
The lady assistant says to him
"sir this is a clock shop not a cock shop"
He replies "put two hands and a face on it then"