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Apr 8, 2010 10:58:04 GMT
Post by patburke on Apr 8, 2010 10:58:04 GMT
A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ... Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!' St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'
'Just a couple of minutes ago......'
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Apr 13, 2010 10:20:20 GMT
Post by patburke on Apr 13, 2010 10:20:20 GMT
and then.....A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telling him not to kill any farm animals.
The city boy headed off and soon after saw a goat. He managed to creep into range and finally shot it. Not knowing anything about animals, the boy didn't know what he'd killed so he ran to the farmhouse and described his kill to the farmer.
"It had two saggy ti**, a beard, a hard head and it stunk like hell!" said the boy.
"Oh, shit!" said the farmer.
"You've shot the wife!
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