jokes

[son-of-tiny]

A man went into a pet store and said to the owner, I'd like to buy a pet that is out of the ordinary - unusual. The pet shop owner replied, well, I have one Rairy-bird left... The man said, I've never even heard of a Rairy-bird, that certainly makes it unusual, I'll take it! So the man brought home his new Rairy-bird and soon found out that it had a huge appetite! It was always hungry!! Finally, the Rairy-bird was so big and fat that it wouldn't fit inside the house anymore, much less the cage! The man said to himself: I've got to get rid of this animal-I can't afford to feed it! So he rented a huge dump truck, put the Rairy-bird into the back, and drove to the edge of a high cliff. He then dumped the Rairy-bird out of the truck and over the cliff!! Thinking that all his troubles were over, the man was driving home when he suddenly heard this singing coming from the back of the dump- truck: "It's a long long way to tip-a-Rairy!!

[greentanky]

What would happen to all the passengers if a blue boat collided with a red boat? They'd be marooned!!

[greentanky]

Two kids walking home and one says,"last night I walked into my mum and dads room and they were having a shag so my dad said keep quiet about what you've seen and I'll give you a watch" His friend thought that was brilliant so the next time he knew his parents were going to be 'at it' he walked into their room and said to his dad,"I want a watch" So his dad said,"OK,stand in the corner and keep quiet."

[greentanky]

Polish bloke went into an opticians and asked for an eye test.The opticain said "Okay,see that chart,can you read the bottom line?" The Pole said,"Read it,I know the bloke"